My Mom just got off the phone with Dad. He told her had to work “late” again. She sounded really fucking pissed off. This is a problem that has been occurring more and more lately. When I passed her in the hallway, I gave her a hug and a “knowing look”, conveying my sympathies.
A half hour later, I heard her call my name, asking me to come into her bedroom. This is how she greeted me, her ass cheeks clapping in appreciation of her thoughtful and compassionate Son.
SON: “Mom!!! What are you doing?!”
MOM: “Giving my ass to a REAL MAN for once!!!!”
SON: “Holy shit…….(raging boner!!!)
-Needless to say, I fucked Mom’s ass for 2 hours straight that night!!!!!